Lightning Talks Day 1

Lightning Talks Day 1

By R Geoffrey Avery (‎rGeoffrey‎) from
Date: Monday, 8 June 2015 10:30
Duration: 80 minutes
Target audience: Any

You can find more information on the speaker's site:


D Ruth Bavousett (‎druthb‎) - ‎A new idea in bibliographic metadata‎
Belden Lyman (‎belden‎) - ‎Funky Method Calls‎
John Karr - ‎Form::Diva‎

Will Braswell (‎Will the Chill‎) - ‎RPerl: The Perl 5 Optimizing Compiler‎
Theo van Hoesel (‎vanHoesel‎) - ‎Surprise Act‎
Nathan Gray (‎kolibrie‎) - ‎Life, Date::Reformat, and Everything‎

David Golden (‎xdg‎) - ‎Make Comments Stand Out‎
Patrick Michaud (‎Pm‎) - ‎The Strings are NFG!‎
Tom Christiansen - ‎Assertiveness Training‎

ribasushi +1 - ‎On engineering and ethics‎
Joe Axford (‎j0e‎) - ‎Ode To Perl‎

These Lightning Talks may be serious, funny, or both. They may be given by experienced speakers already giving full length talks or by first time speakers just starting out (this is a great way to get started if you have something to say). If you are a first time speaker you will win a tie with an experience speaker when the schedule is made if it comes to it. Today's first time speaker could be tomorrow's keynote speaker.

We will have about 10 Lightning Talks of 5 minutes each day. Submit your talk through the submit talk link on this website. The first deadline is with the full length talks. The second deadline is one week before the conference starts and many proposals will be accepted. At least two speaking spots on days 2 and 3 will be held open until the day before the talks to give you a chance to see something at the conference and put together a Lightning Talk response. However if you wait for the later deadlines note that there are fewer spots available and you are less likely to be accepted so please try to submit more than a week before the conference.

In addition to the five minute Lightning Talks where you get to use your computer, slides, and any other tool, we will also have some Lightning Advertisements. These are only 30 seconds, you don't have to submit a proposal, you don't get any slides, and the only AV assistance offered is a microphone. If you have a BOF to announce, an auction item so advertise or any other short message you can use the transition time that would be otherwise wasted between Lightning Talks to share your message. Just show up before we start and take a seat in the assigned seats in the front of the room.

Why Would You Want to do a Lightning Talk?

Maybe you've never given a talk before, and you'd like to start small. For a Lightning Talk, you don't need to make slides, and if you do decide to make slides, you only need to make three.

Maybe you're nervous and you're afraid you'll mess up. It's a lot easier to plan and deliver a five minute talk than it is to deliver a long talk. And if you do mess up, at least the painful part will be over quickly.

Maybe you don't have much to say. Maybe you just want to ask a question, or invite people to help you with your project, or boast about something you did, or tell a short cautionary story. These things are all interesting and worth talking about, but there might not be enough to say about them to fill up thirty minutes.

Maybe you have a lot of things to say, and you're already going to give a long talk on one of them, and you don't want to hog the spotlight. There's nothing wrong with giving several Lightning Talks. Hey, they're only five minutes.

On the other side, people might want to come to a lightning talk when they wouldn't come to a long talk on the same subject. The risk for the attendees is smaller: If the talk turns out to be dull, or if the person giving the talk turns out to be a really bad speaker, well, at least it's over in five minutes. With lightning talks, you're never stuck in some boring lecture for forty-five minutes.

Still having trouble picking a topic, here are some suggestions:

1. Why my favorite module is X.
2. I want to do cool project X. Does anyone want to help?
3. Successful Project: I did project X. It was a success. Here's how you could benefit.
4. Failed Project: I did project X. It was a failure, and here's why.
5. Heresy: People always say X, but they're wrong. Here's why.
6. You All Suck: Here's what is wrong with the our community.
7. Call to Action: Let's all do more of X / less of X.
8. Wouldn't it be cool if X?
9. Someone needs to do X.
10. Wish List
11. Why X was a mistake.
12. Why X looks like a mistake, but isn't.
13. What it's like to do X.
14. Here's a useful technique that worked.
15. Here's a technique I thought would be useful but didn't work.
16. Why algorithm X sucks.
17. Comparison of algorithms X and Y.

Of course, you could give the talk on anything you wanted, whether or not it is on this list. If we get a full schedule of nothing but five minutes of ranting and raving on each topic, a good time will still be had by most.

Attended by: Henry Van Styn (‎vanstyn‎), Andrew Hewus Fresh (‎AFresh1‎), Eric Johnson (‎kablamo‎), Dave Rolsky (‎autarch‎), Graham Ollis (‎plicease‎), Brad Lhotsky, Andrew Griffin, Bruce Gray (‎Util‎), Marcus Del Greco, Nova Patch (‎patch‎), Dan Wright (‎ehdonhon‎), Steve Nolte (‎mcsnolte‎), Michael LaGrasta, D Ruth Bavousett (‎druthb‎), Lonny Jepson, Jason Hall (‎Jayce^‎), Derek Clifford, John Karr, Curtis Jewell (‎CSJewell‎), Russel Fisher (‎Fish‎), Garth Hill, Tony Chambers, Charles McGarvey (‎CCM‎), Sean Quinlan (‎spq_easy‎), Daniel Fackrell, Scott Gustafson, Karl Williamson, Jared Miller, atoomic, Rick Bychowski (‎rickbike‎), Doyle Young, justin devuyst (‎jdv79‎), Stephen Scaffidi (‎hercynium‎), Fitz Elliott, Deven Corzine (‎deven‎), Erik Peterson, James Dwyer (‎Jim‎), Graham TerMarsch, Kent Schaeffer, Jordan Adler (‎jmadler‎), Ben Wasley, Mark Gardner (‎mjgardner‎), Beth Rhinelander, Tim Howe (‎thowe‎), Kevin Metcalf (‎profmetcalf‎), James E Keenan (‎kid51‎), Thomas Sibley (‎trs‎), Karl Boehnker, James Morgan (‎Ven'Tatsu‎), Faelin Landy (‎wolf‎), Kenneth Graves (‎kag‎), Wallace Reis (‎wreis‎), Jan Peterson (‎jlp‎), Daya Nune, Paul Seamons, David Oswald (‎davido‎), Joe Kline (‎gizmo‎), Dean Hamstead, Yanick Champoux (‎Yanick‎), Arthur Schmidt (‎fREW‎), Wes Malone (‎wesm‎), Robert Threet (‎RAT‎), Mike Weisenborn, Ben Grimm, Jason Fuller, Andrea Nall, Greg Cole (‎wingfold‎), Thomas Stanton (‎tstanton‎), Patrick Cronin, Stuart Johnston, Joelle Maslak, Liam McNerney (‎Lthemick‎), Rish, Jason McIntosh (‎jmac‎), Kyle Siemer (‎silvanus‎), Chas. Owens (‎cowens‎), Josh Lavin (‎digory‎), Adam Rich, Victor Stevko, Brent Laabs (‎labster‎), Cora Davis, Joseph Alsop, Rikus Goodell, David Golden (‎xdg‎), Upasana Shukla (‎upasana‎), Neelima Gaddam, Geoffrey Darling (‎Geoff‎), Weldon Whipple, Jason Terry, Adam Schobelock, Chris Hamilton, Abigail, Armin Resch, Theo van Hoesel (‎vanHoesel‎), Julian Brown, Don Silvia, Jeremy Holland, Jonathan Taylor, Irina Todeva, Aran Deltac (‎bluefeet‎), Grigor Karavardanyan (‎G‎), Maxwell Cabral, Nathan Sullivan, Andrew Grangaard (‎spazm‎), Jack Killilea (‎jrK‎), morgan jones, Reini Urban (‎rurban‎), Chad Granum (‎Exodist‎), Louis Erickson, Michael Hamlin (‎myrrhlin‎), David Hand (‎Ptolemarch‎), Tom Christiansen, Andrew Baerg, Sean Murphy, Wesley Lattin (‎Wes‎), Mark Wells, Maximilian Witte, Miller Hall, Daina Pettit, Belden Lyman (‎belden‎), Justin Wheeler (‎dnm‎), Mike Greb (‎mikegrb‎), Dan Muey, Jeremy Koch, Matt Finkel, Christopher Eades (‎Chro‎), will, Jay Hannah (‎jhannah‎), R Geoffrey Avery (‎rGeoffrey‎), Buddy Burden (‎barefootcoder‎),