"I'M NOT DONE (as people are yelling). Maybe we should just all log into IRC so we can all type at the same time"

"Would it KILL you to IM your mother every once in a while?"

Guy 1: This water is compliments of the dorm vending machine.
Guy 2: You can't buy from them.
G1: Why not?
G2: Because they're owned by holocaust deniers.
G1: I deny your holocaust deniers
G1: I deny your holocaust and substitute my own.
(Much more laughter)

I was a very small "at" sign for a long time.

Would you please pull my big, thick black thing out? (Explaining which cord to pull from the strip.)

Remembering the events of this afternoon, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Last modified: 06/19/08 07:27 AM by Scott Walters (‎scrottie‎)

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